The East Pacific World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 12,313^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy Civilians	Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone	“Perfectly Fine, Thank You....”
2.	The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land	Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone	“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
3.	The Community of Egzarkia	Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters	“Àaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
4.	The Republic of Bai Lung	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Three Principles of the People”
5.	The Dictatorship of Walter Heisenberg	Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone	“Tread lightly”
6.	The Most Serene Holy Republic of Parpura	Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone	“Power through Power”
7.	The Rogue Nation of Nocoins	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“We don't take Visa, checks, or cash!”
8.	The GangLand of 7-5	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“This is business. And I want all of yours!”
9.	The Armed Republic of Mershistan	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Nos mercatores pecuniam vere amo.”
10.	The Corporate-Owned Kingdom of Economic Nirvana	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Increased profits create happiness.”

The East PacificWorld Census