The In Solidarity With Ukraine of Kurikia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexi Malakov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.904 billion Kurikians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markovgrad. The average income tax rate is 8.3%.

The thriving Kurikian economy, worth 439 trillion Kurikian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 74,387 Kurikian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and only persecuted professionals need apply. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kurikia's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Kurikia is ranked 33,513^th in the world and 1,687^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.02 percentage of bribes refused.