The Republic of Bharatvarshey is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vivekananda with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The democratic, devout population of 1.578 billion Bharatvarsheyias are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bharatvarsheyian economy, worth 103 trillion Karshapanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,364 Karshapanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, Bharatvarsheyias refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and rumor has it that Vivekananda has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bharatvarshey's national animal is the Bengal Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Bharatvarshey is ranked 205,886^th in the world and 2,932^nd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.21 Obesity Rate.