The United Aisladan Republics of Sarkos is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Christopher Millei with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.353 billion Sarkosans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cácieres. The average income tax rate is 57.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarkosan economy, worth 483 trillion Rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 111,121 Rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarkos's national animal is the Ram, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Sarkos is ranked 2,975^th in the world and 37^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,338.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.