The Republic of Dithmeyerstan is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10 million Dithmeyerstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Dithmeyerstanian economy, worth 570 billion Diths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,082 Diths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dithmeyerstan's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dithmeyerstan is ranked 326,759^th in the world and 3,919^th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 10.0 million capita.