The Armed Republic of Hyenaton is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, digital currency, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.269 billion Hyenatonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyenaton City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyenatonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,219 trillion Yeen Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 276,373 Yeen Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyenaton's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyenaton is ranked 29,042^nd in the world and 385^th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 15.3 billion capita.