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Cretox State was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 394
Most Valuable International Artwork: 477thMost Influential: 948thMost Secular: 1,671st
The Krazy Kakistocracy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
I took an IQ test and it came back positive!
Great Big Orange Leader
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Cretox State

Population4.492 billion

CapitalPonzify
LeaderGreat Big Orange Leader
FaithNepotism

Currencyrectangular numbered thing
Animaloverpaid executive

The Krazy Kakistocracy of Cretox State is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Great Big Orange Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.492 billion Statans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponzify. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Statan economy, worth 864 trillion rectangular numbered things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 192,465 rectangular numbered things, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and Great Big Orange Leader has been known to make speeches in fishing waders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretox State's national animal is the overpaid executive, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nepotism.

Cretox State is ranked 9,972nd in the world and 502nd in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,888.93 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 477thMost Influential: 948thMost Secular: 1,671stHealthiest Citizens: 2,228thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,379thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,631stMost Developed: 2,863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,988thHighest Food Quality: 3,181stLowest Crime Rates: 3,200thBest Weather: 3,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,512thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,529thMost Efficient Economies: 3,531stSmartest Citizens: 3,556thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,589thMost Inclusive: 3,658thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,745thLargest Governments: 3,923rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,926thMost Cultured: 4,311thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,376thMost Armed: 4,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,870thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,675thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,263rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,523rdNicest Citizens: 6,808thHighest Average Incomes: 8,183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,919thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,972ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,018thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,526thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,966thTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,311thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,387thMost Income Equality: 14,524thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,741stSafest: 15,193rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,122ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,467thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,521stHighest Economic Output: 25,594th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 87th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 143rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 151st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionMost Armed: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 159th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 168th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 170th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 175th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 182nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 184th in the regionBest Weather: 185th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 198th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 200th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 200th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 217th in the regionMost Inclusive: 220th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 270th in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 293rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 301st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 328th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 347th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 373rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 411th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 456th in the regionMost Patriotic: 489th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 502nd in the regionNudest: 511th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 543rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 615th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 722nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 754th in the regionSafest: 872nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 990th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,053rd in the region

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