The Kingdom of New Rogernomics is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mark Rosendale with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.94 billion New Rogernomicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Rogernomian economy, worth an astonishing 11,271 trillion Draemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 364,309 Draemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime is totally unknown. New Rogernomics's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charism.

New Rogernomics is ranked 244,801^st in the world and 8,436^th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.1 Weapons Per Person.