The Empire of Imperial Saber is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lex with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The humorless population of 8.148 billion Imperial Saberians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexia. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Saberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,730 trillion Sabers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 212,424 Sabers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, black tea is only available on the black market, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown. Imperial Saber's national animal is the Saber of the Mountain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperial Saber is ranked 7,536^th in the world and 466^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.77 law-abiding acts per hour.