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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 331stMost Advanced Public Transport: 380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 587th
The Blessed Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
God is a Custadian.
Director of Public Relations and Security Auditor
Civil Rights
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Population14.642 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Strenst XXIX


The Blessed Kingdom of Custadia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Strenst XXIX with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.642 billion Custadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krudzt. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The strong Custadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,373 trillion Teils a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 230,422 Teils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Custadia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Custadia is ranked 214,163rd in the world and 6,976th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.18 Weapons Per Person.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 331stMost Advanced Public Transport: 380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 587thLargest Black Market: 637thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,531stLargest Mining Sector: 1,579thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,582ndMost Influential: 1,891stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,236thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,374thTop
Largest Governments: 2,698thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,727thMost Avoided: 2,753rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,900thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,131stHighest Economic Output: 3,983rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,417thLowest Crime Rates: 5,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,861stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,090thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,309thSmartest Citizens: 11,660thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,681stTop
Most Inclusive: 14,124thHealthiest Citizens: 16,798thLargest Populations: 17,209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,310thMost Secular: 21,108thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,240th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 138th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionMost Avoided: 142nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 194th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 235th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 292nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 319th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 357th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 430th in the regionLargest Populations: 506th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 549th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 594th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 613th in the regionRudest Citizens: 733rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 777th in the region

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