The Republic of Xalivstonia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mevlana Rawid Mulxayla with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.06 billion Xalivstons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hergevolsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xalivstonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,030 trillion Krocvas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,306 Krocvas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xalivstonia's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none while Sunni Islam is the majority.

Xalivstonia is ranked 1,795^th in the world and 84^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 224,077.79 Standard Monetary Units.