The Lord Blessed Conservatorship of Racatonia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Dalinar Kholin with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.181 billion Racatonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Racatone. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Racatonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,432 trillion Racs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 156,004 Racs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bigly crowds of election officials can be spotted at music festivals, clerics remind orphans of their parents' wickedness, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and yawning is a sure sign of unemployment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Racatonia's national animal is the Jabberwock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Racatonia is ranked 263,295^th in the world and 9,351^st in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 6.93 Obesity Rate.