WA Delegate: The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia (elected )
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Embassies: LazCorp, A Lazarene Card Farm, The North Pacific, The East Pacific, the South Pacific, the West Pacific, Osiris, Balder, the Rejected Realms, Gay, One big Island, Hell, Caer Sidi, Thalassia, 10000 Islands, The Free Nations Region, and 5 others.Warzone Asia, Warzone Airspace, Warzone Africa, Grace of Gaia, and Anteria.
Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Secular in Lazarus
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 5,244th in the world for Most Secular.
|1.||The Federation of Aigania||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State||“We know it”|
|2.||The Transoceanic Republic of Aguaria Major||Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone||“Out of friendship and brotherhood, we forge communism.”|
|3.||The Empire of Gaberel||Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce||“Progress through oppression”|
|4.||The Galactic Imperium Invictum of Darkium||Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society||“Vae Victus!!”|
|5.||The Empire of Katima||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists||“Gold is more powerful than gunpower”|
|6.||The Dictatorship of ArchD||Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship||“Those of great intelligence will go far.”|
|7.||The Empire of Pullenstein||Democratic Socialists Hell||“Death before dishonour!”|
|8.||The Dictatorship of Where the dead live||Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship||“Fear democracy”|
|9.||The Helpdesk of Avalnier||Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce||“I think, therefor I can build big guns to shoot you.”|
|10.||The Empire of Gunfreak||Democratic Socialists Hell||“All you're base are belong to us”|
Recent polls: “Which ta-ta topping would you put on your c-c-cookies, yeah!” • “Software for role play maps?”
- : The Empire of Hangal was refounded.
- : The Kingdom of Thoatra was refounded.
- : The Empire of CUA was refounded.
- : The Allied States of Chipolt 0f Le LII departed this region for Chipolt Of Le.
- : The Allied States of Chipolt 0f Le LII was refounded.
- : The Republic of Chipolt Of Le XLIII departed this region for Chipolt Of Le.
- : The Republic of Chipolt Of Le XLIII was refounded.
- : The Federal Republic of Chipolt Of Le XLI departed this region for Chipolt Of Le.
- : The Federal Republic of Chipolt Of Le XLI was refounded.
- : The Free Land of Chipolt Of Le XXXIX departed this region for Chipolt Of Le.
Lazarus Regional Message Board
B.A.F.I.A is currently entering a stage of mass revision and improvement. We humbly apologize for previous behavior and refusal to integrate nations which might have questioned certain clauses of the organization. Starting today, all official Council members will be working together with each other and with fellow Lazarene nations to rework parts of the document that are unclear and vague.
I would like to keep this as structured as possible. Consolidate all suggestions in response to this post so that replies can happen in a timely fashion.
We hope that we can re-establish a positive relationship with the whole region and create a document we can all be proud of.
Positive International Relationship Initiation Received. Reciprocate? Yes: No:
Look at me Ma! I'm coding!
O.O.C. - Does anyone know when nukes will start to become a problem this year?
Any day now actually. Most probably around 26th..
O.O.C. - Thanks. I've been playing a while now and I still have missed every single one...
The Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples stands behind the advancement of BAFIA and its aspirations. Its legislative potential and unique position will no doubt be of use to its members, compiling and enforcing international legislation to the benefit of trade and the environment. At long last, viable international law can be established, and through BAFIA proper cooperation between nations of the world can occur: bringing the lawlessness of Lazarus's seas and skies to heel.
The coolness of the cave's shade could only provide a certain amount of comfort. Many of elements could collude and conspire to make relaxation impossible. The buzzing of insects and birds might make it hard to sleep. The sight of a large beast, whatever it may be, might cause alarm. The hunger of a day without food would cause Ghrelin to force wakefulness on the occupants. Another thing that could prove lethal to any hopes of a respite from the trials of 10,000 BC was the stomping of feet on the hard earth and the yelling of a fellow member of the tribe. These couple sounds were what roused the seven members of the tribe who annexed this particular cave from mother nature.
A moment after they scrambled to their callused feet, a figure, sweating, wild-eyed and known to them all, came to a stop at the entrance. His muscular form eclipsed the passing sun as the group looked up at him and with a few grunts and gestures, he pointed out to the plains. The message was clear, and the group in the cave turned, reaching for the basic rock and bone tools that lay around the cave, drenched in the stench of animal carcass that had since been removed.
Emerging from their shelter, the seven early humans met the one. He had been joined by the rest of their tribe and as the seven fanned out, their eyes locked onto the cause of alarm. A troop of other humans were gathering nearby. What their intention was, was unclear, but there would no waiting to find out. The tribal leader, one of the larger men, stepped forward, struck his chest with meaty hand and let forth a bellow, raising a sharpened bone in the air. The rest of the tribe stood together in the merciless heat and ever-present long grass, sickly yellow from the attempt of eking out a living under the poor botanical conditions.
"Rarrrrr!" another man yelled, brandishing a sharpened stick as spittle flew from between his parched lips. His rage was echoed by the screams of his tribal members, and, egged on by the feral cries of the women, the men stormed forward, muscled legs slashing their way through the grass, weapons raised and their animalistic fury bursting forth from their bared teeth and clenched fists.
As the two groups clashed, the momentum of the charge showed its effectiveness. Several members of the opposing tribe fell to the ground and others stumbled back to be cut down when they were off balance. As the battle raged and improvised weapons were splattered red, the other group fell back in a tangled mass of panic and pain. The victorious tribe roared their delight at the battered foe, turning to their womenfolk with delight. Some silenced the enemy wounded, others dragged by their own wounded, others still kept guard lest the battle be resumed. One of the victors, particularly gripped with adrenaline, let forth another wild scream, following it up with vicious stab through the chest of an already dead foe. It was not until the opposing tribe was out of sight that the plains fell silent.