
| Population | 24.689 billion |
| Capital | Enchanted Wildwood |
| Leader | Queen Arbeaone |
| Currency | ¤ luminous orb |
| Animal | iridescent-winged purple peryton |
The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Arbeaone with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory vegetarianism, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.689 billion Divine Deerlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enchanted Wildwood. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Divine Cervinean economy, worth an astonishing 11,357 trillion ¤ luminous orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 460,029 ¤ luminous orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Iridescent-winged Purple Peryton Dung" has been declared a national treasure, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divine Cervine's national animal is the iridescent-winged purple peryton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Divine Cervine is ranked 331,862nd in the world and 17,664th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -57.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Divine Cervine, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
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Divine Cervine, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
- : Following new legislation in
Divine Cervine, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Iridescent-winged Purple Peryton Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in
Divine Cervine, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
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Divine Cervine, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
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Divine Cervine, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up.
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Divine Cervine, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
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Divine Cervine, being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines.
- : Following new legislation in
Divine Cervine, refugees from other nations are flocking to Divine Cervine's border.












































































