Population | 21.515 billion |
Capital | Kallipolis |
Leader | The Primarch |
Faith | Atheistic State Worship |
Currency | Drachma |
Animal | Dragon |
The Golden Empire of Kratistolies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 21.515 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 9,689 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 450,374 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic State Worship.
Kratistolies is ranked 42nd in the world and 3rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 334.78 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.