The Anti-Cheese Republic of Agaqiniala is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Tapli the Ragdoll with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.806 billion Agaqini are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Averbird. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Agaqini economy, worth 107 trillion Solarmambis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,548 Solarmambis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Agaqiniala, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Agaqini any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agaqiniala's national animal is the Sand Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Purrmeowism.

Agaqiniala is ranked 272,344^th in the world and 11,257^th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,197.31 Standard Monetary Units.