The Kingdom of Second Georgia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vito II The Surprisingly Nice with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.727 billion Georgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tbilisi. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Georgian economy, worth 338 trillion Laris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,306 Laris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, genetic research is facing major headwinds, newspapers are celebrating Vito II The Surprisingly Nice saving over a million cats from trees, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Georgia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Second Georgia is ranked 16,256^th in the world and 858^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.