The Empire of Second Georgia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vito II The Surprisingly Nice with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 2.868 billion Georgians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tbilisi. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Georgian economy, worth 371 trillion Laris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,447 Laris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Second Georgia, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Georgia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Second Georgia is ranked 19,800^th in the world and 1,238^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,384.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.