The United Kingdom of Norveeba is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Victor Kvale-Mbaye with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.205 billion Norveebans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okeshuga. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norveeban economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion dosses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,898 dosses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts, bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, Norveeba has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and former Christianity holy sites are reconsecrated as teppanyaki restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norveeba's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Norveeba is ranked 4,099^th in the world and 221^st in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 131.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.