The Grand Republic of Ajibola is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Zeon IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.134 billion Zeonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zuno. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ajibolan economy, worth 767 trillion zeptoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,439 zeptoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, the horniness of the great-horned Zebra is considered a national priority, Emperor Zeon IV has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, and sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ajibola's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Uzivertism.

Ajibola is ranked 147,652^nd in the world and 6,204^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 14.45 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.