General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 26.791 billion |
| Capital | adventure |
| Leader | The King of Braves |
| Faith | The Oath Sworn Through Courage |
| Currency | G-Stone |
| Animal | Fighting Mechanoid |
The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The King of Braves with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.791 billion Burner of Pants live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of adventure. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Pants-Burner economy, worth an astonishing 10,133 trillion G-Stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 378,238 G-Stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Pants-Burner pirates, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million G-Stones of property damage, and breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Burning Pants's national animal is the Fighting Mechanoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Oath Sworn Through Courage.
Burning Pants is ranked 320th in the world and 17th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 378,238.37 Standard Monetary Units.
Endorsements Received: 37 » 
Aigania, 
Perchan, 
Port Flynt, 
Rangers Brotherhood, 
The New California Republic, 
Nippon Shotou Teikoku, 
General Mike, 
Auralon, 
Aaecilia, 
The Celestial Lands, 
Nova Zemlya, 
Dhan, 
New Rogernomics, 
Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, 
Fluffiness, 
Calption, 
Ecchi Unlimited, 
Imperial Saber, 
Steel Vagabonds, 
Southland, 
Wang Yao, 
Aleckandor, 
Caellip Major, 
Ceruleasia, 
Proserpino, 
Xalivstonia, 
Feux, 
Xoj, 
Racatonia, 
Leonism, 
Plirya, 
Trastal, 
Anzerstadium-Stadwelfheim, 
United Democratic Paradise, 
Keimland Federation, 
Fat Angel, and 
Greater Sulu.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Burning Pants voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Xoriet"".
- : Following new legislation in Burning Pants, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
- : Burning Pants voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
- : Following new legislation in Burning Pants, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million G-Stones of property damage.
- : Burning Pants voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Agricultural Biodiversity Safeguard"".
- : Following new legislation in Burning Pants, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Pants-Burner pirates.
- : Following new legislation in Burning Pants, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in Burning Pants, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
- : Following new legislation in Burning Pants, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
- : Burning Pants voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Disability Assistance Law ".
