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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 261stMost Beautiful Environments: 621stMost Advanced Public Education: 663rd
The Children's Crusade of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
See ya later new Doug
Beer Leader
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Guiness Freaks

Population16.444 billion

CapitalJameson Whiskey
LeaderBeer Leader
FaithNihilism

Currencypint
Animalbeer owl

The Children's Crusade of Guiness Freaks is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Beer Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless population of 16.444 billion Guiness Freaksians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jameson Whiskey. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Guiness Freaksian economy, worth a remarkable 2,498 trillion pints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,964 pints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is totally unknown. Guiness Freaks's national animal is the beer owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Guiness Freaks is ranked 13,719th in the world and 416th in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 16.4 billion Capita.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 261stMost Beautiful Environments: 621stMost Advanced Public Education: 663rdBest Weather: 978thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,042ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,074thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,244thMost Inclusive: 1,298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,898thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,919thMost Developed: 1,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,199thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,587thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,626thSmartest Citizens: 2,788thLargest Governments: 2,921stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,071stMost Influential: 3,156thHealthiest Citizens: 3,853rdMost Cultured: 4,096thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,365thMost Pacifist: 4,546thMost Secular: 6,129thRudest Citizens: 6,166thHighest Economic Output: 6,287thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,510thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,742ndNicest Citizens: 7,041stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,137thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,835thLowest Crime Rates: 8,950thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,175thMost Efficient Economies: 10,184thNudest: 11,923rdTop
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Most Armed: 12,025thLargest Populations: 13,719thHighest Average Incomes: 13,746thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,991stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,041stMost Stationary: 17,699thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,739thHighest Drug Use: 21,665th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 117th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 152nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Cultured: 196th in the regionMost Pacifist: 196th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 249th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 258th in the regionMost Stationary: 278th in the regionNicest Citizens: 295th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 296th in the regionMost Secular: 309th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 322nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 336th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 340th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 350th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 416th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 459th in the regionNudest: 483rd in the regionMost Armed: 492nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 492nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 518th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 526th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 578th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 691st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 738th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Guiness Freaks lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Guiness Freaks, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Guiness Freaks lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Guiness Freaks voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Guiness Freaks voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in Guiness Freaks, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter.
  • : Guiness Freaks lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Guiness Freaks, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
  • : Guiness Freaks lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Guiness Freaks, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".

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