The Kingdom of Lemontea is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sophia Langley with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.347 billion Lemonteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonade. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemontean economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 272,078 Lemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sophia Langley's Twitcher account is typically used to share Lemon Shark memes rather than government policy, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, and graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lemontea's national animal is the Lemon Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lemontea is ranked 28,371^st in the world and 1,267^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,394.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.