The Kingdom of Lemontea is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Sophia Langley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.209 billion Lemonteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonade. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemontean economy, worth a remarkable 1,900 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 263,640 Lemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign invaders are putting Lemontean lab rats out of a job, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lemontea's national animal is the Quail, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lemontea is ranked 163,762^nd in the world and 9,081^st in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 682.82 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.