The United Avian Provinces of Grenaria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Chairbirdson with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.926 billion Grenarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Roost. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Grenarian economy, worth 153 trillion Greenish Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,525 Greenish Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, private surgeons have been told to cut it out, Grenarian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenaria's national animal is the Flaming Kiwi and its national religion is Orthodox Birdism.

Grenaria is ranked 83,669^th in the world and 4,317^th in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 66.26 on the Human Development Index.