The United Provinces of Grenaria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chairbirdson with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.772 billion Grenarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grenaria City. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Grenarian economy, worth 117 trillion Grens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,451 Grens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Grenaria City Times is sold out, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenaria's national animal is the Flaming Kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Orthodox Birdism.

Grenaria is ranked 161,948^th in the world and 8,968^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 729.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.