The Poop Knife of Kramins is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hermzy with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.163 billion Dookybutts enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Splatter. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kraminsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,536 trillion Sharts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,697 Sharts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Dookybutts like vultures, uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown. Kramins's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kramins is ranked 3,282^nd in the world and 159^th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 675.9 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.