The Federation of Noctis Isles is a massive, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.978 billion Noctsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Panda City. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noctis Islesian economy, worth 282 trillion Nocs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 143,029 Nocs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Lazarus in per capita stalking, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, a three-year-old has been selected to run the civil service, and losing your sock key may require surgical intervention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noctis Isles's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noctis Isles is ranked 7,665^th in the world and 420^th in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 92.21 on the Human Development Index.