The Federation of Fannland is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by President Kimberly with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.308 billion Louies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Zone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Louie economy, worth 949 trillion GoldCoin GBs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 150,485 GoldCoin GBs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fannland's national animal is the Louie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Folklore Myth.

Fannland is ranked 87,265^th in the world and 3,089^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,510.3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.