The Green Commune of Diyarbarkir is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Robomop with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.334 billion Diyarbarkirians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zebusarwa. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Diyarbarkirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 174,540 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diyarbarkir's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is What is that.

Diyarbarkir is ranked 327,800^th in the world and 17,296^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.