The Kingdom of Almain is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Paramount Elrid with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 28.547 billion Almainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myria. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Almainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,424 trillion Mains a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,944 Mains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, there are no more heroes any more, nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Almainian surveillance, and one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almain's national animal is the Auroch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Almain is ranked 318,052^nd in the world and 16,990^th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.04 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.