The Empire of Minecraftians of Minecraftia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Steve with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.782 billion Minecraftians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minecraftia. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Minecraftia economy, worth 709 trillion Diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 91,115 Diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minecraftians of Minecraftia's national animal is the Creeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minecraftians of Minecraftia is ranked 250,272^nd in the world and 13,535^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.