The Holy Golden Imperial State of Lis Gomer is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Susan Delront with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.444 billion Lis Gomerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Gumer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lis Gomerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Imperial credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 312,055 Imperial credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,554,085 per year while the poor average 35,362, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lis Gomer's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Pierre Dubo.

Lis Gomer is ranked 2,523^rd in the world and 132^nd in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 312.74 kickbacks per hour.