The Republic of Craff is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Crimson with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.676 billion Craffians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shell City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Craffian economy, worth a remarkable 4,221 trillion Craffian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,043 Craffian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and there's nothing special about King Crimson. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craff's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Craffisim.

Craff is ranked 3,321^st in the world and 20^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.4 law-abiding acts per hour.