The Amberk Republiek of Kaonas is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Sigerist with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.239 billion Amberks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloempunt. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Amberk economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Chits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,147 Chits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Three extra hay bales are rolled into Kaonas's gold vaults every year, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, Amberk husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and foreigners "adopt" rotund Bagders to line the pockets of wildlife sanctuaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaonas's national animal is the Bagder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaonas is ranked 237,871^st in the world and 8,255^th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 7.96 Obesity Rate.