Population | 8.834 billion |
Capital | St Lodhinburg |
Leader | VID Frederick Malkin |
Currency | Loddhist Pound |
Animal | Bear |
The Unitarian State of Lodhs beard is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by VID Frederick Malkin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.834 billion Loddhists are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Lodhinburg. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Lodhs beardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,232 trillion Loddhist Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 365,878 Loddhist Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
High school bands practice by moonlight, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, citizens must pay to enjoy Lodhs beard's pristine beaches, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lodhs beard's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Lodhs beard is ranked 195,446th in the world and 4,653rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 53.4729518884 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, citizens must pay to enjoy Lodhs beard's pristine beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
- : Lodhs beard was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, high school bands practice by moonlight.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, it's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Lodhs beard.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, Lodhs beard has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.