The People's Feudal Coalition of Secorannist is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Practice with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.088 billion Secorannians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominatus. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Secorannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,542 trillion Marlboro Black Cigarettes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 139,117 Marlboro Black Cigarettes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the cool kids have tetanus, death is nobody's business, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, and the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secorannist's national animal is the Weevil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secorannian Orthodoxy.

Secorannist is ranked 228,577^th in the world and 8,717^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.