The Community of LFE is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Jean-Baptiste Suchet with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.045 billion Partíanss are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cité de Fraternité. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Part of the Community economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion Smilès a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,785 Smilès, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, the Part of the Community Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LFE's national animal is the Silver Pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

LFE is ranked 223,144^th in the world and 11,665^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 344.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.