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Largest Agricultural Sector: 514thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 585thLargest Information Technology Sector: 628th
The Unitary State of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Ethics are just holding us back
Glorious Sun Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population7.456 billion

LeaderGlorious Sun Leader


The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.456 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,550 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 342,065 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, one does not simply walk into the tundra, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 1,200th in the world and 64th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.11 Atheism Rate.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 514thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 585thLargest Information Technology Sector: 628thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,098thMost Secular: 1,200thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,219thLargest Black Market: 1,262ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,291stLargest Retail Industry: 1,768thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,988thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,038thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,080thMost Influential: 2,179thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,276thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,401stSmartest Citizens: 2,728thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,748thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,082ndRudest Citizens: 3,363rdFattest Citizens: 3,552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,661stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,661stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,687thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,660thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,837thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,993rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,144thHighest Economic Output: 5,507thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,228thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,571stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,709thMost Armed: 6,751stLargest Governments: 7,126thMost Cultured: 7,597thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,252ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,610thTop
Most Developed: 11,079thMost Stationary: 13,713thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,906thHighest Crime Rates: 17,954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,734th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 87th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 90th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 114th in the regionFattest Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 131st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 157th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 161st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 161st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 172nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 206th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 234th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 234th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 265th in the regionMost Armed: 265th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 265th in the regionMost Stationary: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 330th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 347th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 349th in the regionLargest Governments: 365th in the regionMost Cultured: 389th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 464th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 505th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 546th in the regionMost Developed: 648th in the regionLargest Populations: 700th in the regionMost Influential: 741st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 762nd in the regionNudest: 789th in the region

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