The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.456 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,550 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 342,065 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, one does not simply walk into the tundra, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 1,200^th in the world and 64^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.11 Atheism Rate.