The Imperium of Saitair is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Saitair II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.941 billion Saitairians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saitairian economy, worth a remarkable 2,119 trillion Imperialmarks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 305,415 Imperialmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saitair's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Saitair is ranked 3,628^th in the world and 1^st in Germanic Imperium for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.76 law-abiding acts per hour.