The Power-Abusing Pharaoh of Federation of the Resentine Kingdom is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by King Claudius Valhalla III with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.899 billion Resentinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theron. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient a Resentinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,121 trillion Terins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 125,364 Terins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federation of the Resentine Kingdom's national animal is the Pacific Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Federation of the Resentine Kingdom is ranked 296,712^th in the world and 11,225^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 5.07 Obesity Rate.