The Constitutional Republic of Tekania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President April with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.796 billion Tekanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Public Transport and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorktown. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tekanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,122 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,570 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tekania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tekania is ranked 14,473^rd in the world and 851^st in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 137.26 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.