The Confederation of Republics of Huelistan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Confederal Comissar Iósif Jrioukarin with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.581 billion Huelistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huelingrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Huelistani economy, worth a remarkable 6,480 trillion New Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,968 New Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, trains and passengers alike are often late, too many developers spoil the codebase, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Huelistan's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Huelistan is ranked 763^rd in the world and 22^nd in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 415 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.