The Technocracy of Cobrito is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Cobri Kiwington with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.175 billion Cobritians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drea. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cobritianic economy, worth a remarkable 5,770 trillion Cobroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 317,488 Cobroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national anthem passes the Turing Test, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and thick smog keeps Cobritians from looking too far ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cobrito's national animal is the Apteryx, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cobrito is ranked 327,754^th in the world and 17,559^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 0.23 average smiles per day.