The Thing Deadpool wishes of Marvel Jesus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by DHeusta with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.111 billion Marvel Jesusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rapture Rising. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marvel Jesusian economy, worth 492 trillion volatiles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,218 volatiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Marvel Jesusian restaurants, foreign ambassadors are accused of stealing Marvel Jesusian jobs, and many in Marvel Jesus are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marvel Jesus's national animal is the Long-Tailed tit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nerdcore.

Marvel Jesus is ranked 19,547^th in the world and 965^th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 86.97 on the Human Development Index.