The Thing Deadpool wishes of Marvel Jesus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by DHeusta with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.161 billion Marvel Jesusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rapture Rising. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marvel Jesusian economy, worth 502 trillion volatiles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,980 volatiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marvel Jesus's national animal is the Long-Tailed tit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nerdcore.

Marvel Jesus is ranked 172,327^th in the world and 7,913^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 3.16 billion capita.