The United Federation of Philosopy is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Philpot with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 22.92 billion Philosopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirrus. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Philosopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,100 trillion Props a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 266,179 Props, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Replacement organs are grown in vats, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Philpot's bedroom, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and Philosopy recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philosopy's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aviation.

Philosopy is ranked 60,086^th in the world and 2,416^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,369.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.