The Cashtitutional Monarchy of Jamil Federations is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Abdi-Ili of Jamil Federations with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 25.479 billion Jamilites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queenstown. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,570 trillion Sinbadis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,615 Sinbadis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamil Federations's national animal is the Cashist Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Jamil Federations is ranked 3,408^th in the world and 161^st in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 157.28 quips per hour.