The Cashtitutional Monarchy of Jamil Federations is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Abdi-Ili of Jamil Federations with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 20.167 billion Jamilites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queenstown. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamilian economy, worth a remarkable 4,455 trillion Sinbadis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,927 Sinbadis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamil Federations's national animal is the Cashist Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Jamil Federations is ranked 18,422^nd in the world and 1,238^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 106.57 kickbacks per hour.