The United Kingdom of Bostoniax is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Phoenix Wolfsong with an even hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.511 billion Bostoniaxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfhaven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bostoniaxian economy, worth a remarkable 6,485 trillion Gils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,818 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phoenix Wolfsong's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bostoniax's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naturism.

Bostoniax is ranked 14,935^th in the world and 771^st in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 88.33 on the Human Development Index.