The Imperium of Corovos is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Avtokrator Andronikos with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 11.052 billion Corovosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corvorach. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Corovosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,654 trillion cors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 240,163 cors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corovos's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Asteirunism.

Corovos is ranked 1,402^nd in the world and 43^rd in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 80.25 average smiles per day.