The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.716 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,699 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 315,785 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, museums offer moralization or your money back, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 137,896^th in the world and 5,189^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 706.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.