The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.582 billion Borkmasterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,431 trillion dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,557 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Borkmasterian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 4,541^st in the world and 199^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 214.08 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.