The Oversized Cellulose Fibre of Quazian Nations is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Vitora Maito Kondrea with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.825 billion Quazans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zailem-Heassono. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Quazani economy, worth a remarkable 2,341 trillion Allogyms a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,329 Allogyms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quazian Nations's national animal is the Sachan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Quazian Nations is ranked 1,066^th in the world and 38^th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 98.51 on the Human Development Index.