The Federal Republic of Kralenos is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.285 billion Kralians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Attaleia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kralenosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion Soldis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 208,995 Soldis, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, the nation leads Osiris in per capita stalking, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and thick smog keeps Kralians from looking too far ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kralenos's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kralenos is ranked 150,079^th in the world and 7,968^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 412.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.