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Most Authoritarian: 5,048thMost Secular: 5,127thMost Conservative: 5,723rd
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Outlawed
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Utopia72

Population1.425 billion

CapitalUtopia
FaithAtheist

CurrencyFe
AnimalLion

The Dictatorship of Utopia72 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.425 billion Utopia72ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Utopia72ian economy, worth 131 trillion Fes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,623 Fes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', the government byline is that a media campaign a day keeps international criticism at bay, coconut-half banging former royals skip around the countryside seeking gullible peasants to rule, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia72's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheist.

Utopia72 is ranked 283,322nd in the world and 10,881st in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 56 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,048thMost Secular: 5,127thMost Conservative: 5,723rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,439thLargest Mining Sector: 9,897thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 26,084thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,585th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 161st in the regionMost Conservative: 178th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 182nd in the regionMost Secular: 263rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 296th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 726th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,077th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,141st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,192nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Utopia72, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia72, coconut-half banging former royals skip around the countryside seeking gullible peasants to rule.
  • : Utopia72 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Patriotic.
  • : Utopia72 endorsed The Unio kritocratica stellaris of New land of Cats.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia72, the government byline is that a media campaign a day keeps international criticism at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia72, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia72, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Utopia72 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia72, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia72, the government is spending billions of Fes on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.

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